Change is hard

I recently got a new cell phone. My last several cell phones have been of the clam shell variety so I haven't had to worry about pocket dialing. This one, however, is a candy bar, so the keys are exposed. I thought, no problem, I'll just use the key lock. But this new phone is apparently too smart for me. Apparently if there are key punches in a certain order the phone can make emergency calls - which I found out the hard way. Of course, this is something only I could do. And in the meantime if you get a random call from me and I'm line at Starbucks (sorry Gladys) or singing badly and off-key in my car, sorry. It's not me - it's my phone!!