So today is July 8, 2009 or 7/8/09 as in why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!! That has amused me all day, especially when I've written out the date, which I've had to do a bit today.
Here's a new joke (or new to me):
What did the grape say when he got stepped on by the pig?
Nothing, he just let out a little wine!
It doesn't take much to amuse me! :)